Friday, May 21, 2010
Peeta/Gale Poll Results
If you visit this link, you can read all about it. http://www.examiner.com/x-22594-Tulsa-Young-Adult-Literature-Examiner~y2010m5d21-Hunger-Games-Poll-Results-Peeta-or-Gale
Meanwhile, if you are considering cooking fresh beets, may I recommend this course of action?
-Wrap them in foil
-Bake at 375 for 45 minutes
-Unwrap, and peel skins under cold water.
-Replace beets in their foil sleepingbags, and cut them up.
-Douse them in red wine vinegar and white sugar.
-Re-wrap them, and cook for another five minutes.
-Eat them. Mmm.
I'm only suggesting this because I just cooked three beets three different ways, and this was BY FAR the best way. Seriously tasty. And good for you, too. Of course, the draw-back is that you're hands (and your kitchen) will look like you've been avidly murdering someone when you're done, but it's it's a small price to pay.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Reasons You Should Write
Cc: The World, The United States of America
To Whom it May Concern,
Here are some reasons you should write books:
1.) You must.
2.) You can't help yourself (see #1).
3.) You have stories bursting out of you.
4.) You'd feel like a wormy raisin if you didn't.
5.) You're damned good at it.
6.) You're cursed or blessed (see #1 and #2).
Here are some reasons you shouldn't write books:

1.) You're already famous and think you might as well.
2.) You think it sounds like fun.
3.) Your mom says you'd be a best-seller.
4.) You have a cool idea for one.
5.) You've done everything else, and want to expand your resume.
6.) You're an ex-supermodel (see Tyra Banks).
Thank you for your time, Dear Universe. Please do something about this.
Yours most sincerely,
Hanna C. Howard
(With a respectful nod to facepalm.org)
Friday, May 7, 2010
Calling All Hunger Games Fans...
Unfortunately, on the first attempt, I did not get a wide enough range of responses to formulate any kind of theory.
But... I'm still curious.
So, I am going to attempt to revive the poll. I still have room for 98 responses, so if you've read the books and have an opinion, I'd love you to go to the link and offer it up to the poll. Ultimately, my goal is to show some statistics--and hopefully some conclusions--on this blog and on Examiner.com. Because Collins' books are really catching fire (pun shamelessly intended), and the subject gets more interesting every day.
Any thoughts on the exploding phenomenon? I know I've seen a lot of non-readers become fanatical over the Games. And it's beautiful to see. Do you have any stories to share?
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Star Wars Day
May the Fourth be with you.
Seriously. And I can't stop laughing. Awesome.
So, happy Star Wars Day. And may the fourth be with you.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Blogfest, May Day, and Foxes
Following these rules...
Sign up below, pull out your favorite ending, and post it to your blog on May 1st. Entries do not have to be last lines only, it is understandable that a build-up may be necessary. I'd say that the previous 25 lines would be a reasonable length. It also does not matter if the last line is for a scene, chapter, or book, just as long as you wrote it. And lastly, don't forget to spread the word! The more people that participate, the more fun the blogfest is!
...I am posting my entry below. These are the last lines from EPHEMERAL, my Beauty & the Beast re-write:
“Yseult!” he cries, incredulous.
“If you can catch me,” I yell over my shoulder, “I’ll marry you whenever you want. But I don’t think you have a chance against me now that you’re human again!”
I am laughing riotously as I fly down the steps toward the open forest. I hear his footsteps behind me, and I remember the first time we raced. It was exhilarating then, just as it is now.
The autumn grass is beneath my feet; slightly brown, crunching as I run. The leaves are falling in the forest, red, orange, and plum. They spin lazily down around me, their pace countering my own light speed. I am smiling so broadly it hurts, but I cannot stop. Behind me, René is laughing like a boy playing chase.
We are young, we are children, but I will let him catch me.

I’ll let him catch me for love, and for change.
When I reach a little clearing in the trees, I turn around to face him, feeling the sunlight on my back like gold. He is running toward me with the light on his face, smiling, radiant with love.
He is running toward me, and a happy tear escapes my eye. I smile at him, my own ephemeral beauty, and skip forward to meet him.
The End.
In other news, it is May Day. Happy May Day! Today is the perfect day to read Corinna's Going A-Maying, by Robert Herrick--one of my favorite springtime poems. (Click here for the pleasure.) Today is also a good day to leave a basket of flowers on someone's doorstep, and then run for it. You might just make their (May) day!
Lastly:
A few moments ago there was a fox at the intersection of my street and the next. He was just sitting there, looking from right to left, as if debating which way to turn. In the end he decided to go left, and continued down Main street at a trot; undoubtedly on his way to some fantastic party. It's nice to see foxes in the city. I always give them a little nod, as if to say: Good. Keep Foxing.

To cap off this May Day morning, there is now a rainbow in the west, where a moment ago there were only angry clouds. Happy Saturday, all! I hope your day is full of beautiful Last Lines, unexpected foxes, and triumphant rainbows.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
The Madness of Art
- Henry James
I think Mr. James hit the nail on the head. Any thoughts?
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Writing Green for Earth Day
"We need the tonic of wildness...We can never have enough of nature..." -Henry David ThoreauIn honor of Earth Day, I've decided to do a mini-intro on creating a Writer's Haven outside. Last spring and summer--right after I started working at the garden center for the Day Job--I decided to make the most of my balcony patio, and it turned out to be one of the most inspiring things I could have done for myself. From May to September I spent almost every single morning out there with my laptop, writing in the early morning stillness, while the sun crept over the trees to the east and turned everything around me to liquid gold. I couldn't have asked for a better Muse.
You don't have to have a yard to do this; a patio, porch, or even a small window-alcove will do. The trick is simply finding a sunny spot that you can call your own for at least a few hours of each day. If you are lucky enough to have a yard, I'd recommend staking off a corner for yourself (Land-Run style) and informing those you live with that this will be your personal Writing Haven, and that they shouldn't trespass unless they want to be eaten by rabid garden gnomes. (This way you ensure your privacy, and privacy is half the trick here.)
Okay! Found your space? Now you'll need to collect a few things. No need to go buy expensive stuff. The beauty of this kind of area is that it is natural, and seems to have grown out of nothing in order to invite you in. So dig through what you have and be creative--or else visit your local thrift store for some cheap solutions.
Things you'll need:
1.) A desk or table to work at. The smaller the better. (Since you're outside, this should not be anything too nice. If you have a small patio table, great; but an old, waterproofed card table would work just as well. I once made a desk by decoupaging an old shower door and lying it flat over two end-tables. Be creative!)
2.) A chair to sit
3.) Some pots and trellises. (Secondhand shops tend to have tons of these--or things that work just as well. One thing you'll want to do is to create height, since you'll need the illusion that you're hidden in a remote forest or secret garden. Trellises and plant-stands work marvelously for this.)
Excellent! Now you're settled and ready to go, you'll be needing your plants. The smaller the space, the fewer plants you'll need, but the idea is to close yourself in. If you're working from a patio or porch, everything will be in pots, and probably will need to take at least partial shade. In any case, try to situate yourself into a corner; that way, you've got half your walls taken care of. Here are some ideas of plants that have worked for me:
- Moonflowers (The night-time cousin to the Morning Glory, these fragrant flowers bloom at dusk through the night. They are climbers as well.)
- Caladiums (Like small elephant ears, these guys like shade, and can create a cool sort of mini-wall. They come in a variety of colors, and grow easily.)
- Bougainvilleas (So pretty! Their pink flowers look almost like origami pods, and the leaves are brilliant green in the sun. They can be wild and leggy in a hanging basket, or trained up a trellis.)
- Purple Heart (A little purple annual which grows like mad. The stalks eventually produce tiny pink flowers.)
- Sweet Potato Vine (Lime green or purple, this is another furious grower. Trails and vines all over the place.)
- Gardenia (Produces gorgeous, extremely fragrant flowers. Morning sun only.)
Some other options:
- Vegetables and herbs (Add green with culinary benefits!)
- Mandevillas (Beautiful climbing annual with colorful flowers)
- Roses (Add fragrance)
- Clematis (Another gorgeous climber)
Of course, these are just ideas. Pick the things that you like best; the things that will be most inspiring to your writing self. (Check out these two links for even more ideas: Window Box Gardens; and Food in Small Spaces.) You can even theme your mini-haven to attract hummingbirds and butterflies! Once you have all your plants, situate them (in pots or in the ground) around your desk/table, and watch them grow! And then retreat there with your laptop or notebook and pen as often as you want, and be inspired. Personally, I prefer dawn and dusk.
Sunset is known as the witching hour--but sunrise... Ah, once you get up to write at sunrise, you'll have a hard time ever going back.

What do you think? Anyone else like to write in Nature? Plants or environments you find particularly inspiring? Do share!


